We’ve been enjoying lively debate with our customers on their breakfast do’s and dont’s!
Roses are red… sausages are square ❤️
Turn a classic Scottish favourite into a quirky Valentine’s treat!
Heart-shaped Lorne, pork link sausage, waffles, beans and melted cheese all baked into one ultimate Love Sausage Pie.
Would your Valentine love this? 👀
Thanks to the support around our January initiatives (Puddin Race & Sideburns) and a contribution from the business, we are delighted to announce that we donated £5,000 to SAMH in January.
What do you get when you mix running shoes, a good dose of Scottish spirit, and a whole lot of haggis? An unforgettable day — that’s what.
Our recent Simon Howie 5k Puddin’ Race and Fun Run brought together runners, families, friends, and plenty of familiar faces for a day that celebrated fitness, fun, and community — with a Simon Howie twist, of course.
The UK’s best-selling haggis and the only haggis to go to the edge of space!
2 star winner, Great Taste 2022 – Haggis worthy of the occasion!
Customs fear a Highland Coup if haggis isn`t made legal soon.
#MakeHaggisLegalAgain
No Haggis. No Party.
Ooft. Security`s never patted down a six pack quite like this before.
#MakeHaggisLegalAgain
No Haggis. No Party.
🏴 Even the bao buns have gone Scottish! 🥟
Come with us as we turn Simon Howie Haggis into fluffy, flavour-packed bao buns.
Proving Scotland’s favourite dish can feel at home anywhere in the world. 🌍🏴
Come on, America... Make Haggis Legal Again! 😜
Haggis needs prearranged with @takefiveedi when booking the workshop 🧡
🏴 No Haggis. No Party. 🏴
Can`t take haggis to the World Cup? We`ll just have to enjoy it from the sofa instead.
Introducing our limited-edition match-day lineup:
⚽ Haggis Balls
🌶️ Sweet Chilli Haggis Balls
⚫ Black Pudding Balls
The perfect accompaniment to:
📺 Shouting at the referee
🍺 "Just the one" pre-match pint
😬 Saying "we`re actually playing quite well here"
🎉 Celebrating Scotland`s inevitable victory
Available in Scottish Tesco stores from today.
Haggis Balls and Black Pudding Balls land in Scottish Asda stores tomorrow.
⚽ It takes balls to follow Scotland.
Competition closes on Thursday! Enter now! Get your hands on the must have merch of the Summer!
No haggis. No party Flags and MHLA hats to be won!! Extremely limited edition!! We only have 20 to give away!
Comment below where you’ll be watching the games to win. Full ts and cs on our website.
#MakeHaggisLegalAgain
Our burgers bring serious main character energy 🍔🔥
So they’re not usually looking for side acts…
But onion rings, crispy bacon and melted cheese? You can join the stack 👀
The Ring Leader has entered the BBQ chat 🔥
We’ve got the world talking about haggis. Now we need signatures. 🏴
If you haven’t signed the petition yet, there’s absolutely no catch:
• You do 𝗻𝗼𝘁 need to donate
• Simply scroll past the donation prompts on Change.org
• It only takes a few seconds to sign
Then get sharing.
Let’s Make Haggis Legal Again.
𝗡𝗼 𝗛𝗮𝗴𝗴𝗶𝘀. 𝗡𝗼 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆.
It`s not just haggis we do. We also do BANGERS. 🎶🏴
Just call us Calvin Haggis.
The anthem you didn`t know your Saturday night needed...
No Haggis. No Party.
#MakeHaggisLegalAgain
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