Ode to thee, ye bonnie haggis fair,
A confection of delight beyond compare,
Made from chocolate brownie mix so fine,
With white chocolate chips, a taste divine.
Thy shape, a cunning work of culinary art,
Resembles the haggis that warms each heart,
Yet thou art sweet, not savoury in thy core,
A treat that leaves us wanting more and more.
As neeps and tatties grace the Scottish plate,
Thy presence too, does elevate,
With every bite, a symphony of flavour plays,
A Highland dance upon our taste bud’s stage.
Oh, chieftain o’ the pudding-race so sweet,
Thy cocoa notes and sugared beat,
Unite in harmony, a joyful song,
Toasting Burns Night, where you belong.
Oh, tae partake in this scrumptious treat,
A chocolate haggis, a wondrous feat.
No bard of old could e’er foretell,
Such a creation, that casts such a spell.
Though not a haggis of the usual make,
Thy chocolatey form does us all awake,
To pleasures of the tongue and soul combined,
A haggis of a different kind.
So here’s to thee, ye choc’late haggis dear,
On this Burns Night, we raise a cheer,
For in thy sweetness, we take our flight,
To celebrate with joy and sweet delight.